Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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doncasturbate:

I hope Harry never confesses to that xfactor nude bc then I won’t be able to post it on my blog without being charged for child pornography

ceasepool:

supersharpshooter1995:

my brother just came into my room so excited to show me these photos of a pigeon he met

nice

they aint have to kill the dog in i am legend bruh

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

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asianfetus:

i’m logging out forever bye

penis-hilton:

i hope she’s calling 911

penis-hilton:

i hope she’s calling 911

superlockedinthephandom:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you