"what did you even do before you joined tumblr"
It’s Prince George’s first birthday today and within a year he has already become better than all of us. Bow down.
"5 seconds till One Direction…"
WERE LIKE NA NA NA
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
Where are their vaginas tho
Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
boys are so sensitive……if a guy told me he likes tall girls I wouldn’t get butthurt I would just be like ok I don’t care but when ur like man I love tall boys all these hobbits come out of nowhere to make sure u know how upset they are
You’re lying if you say you never made a scenario of what you would do if One Direction came to your school
yeah, however would i manage to kill five celebrities without getting caught?
F is for vodka
U is for vodka
N is for vodka.
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