nice-wig-janis:

"what did you even do before you joined tumblr"
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georgeslays:

It’s Prince George’s first birthday today and within a year he has already become better than all of us. Bow down. 

ufniall:

"5 seconds till One Direction…"
“4….3….2….1…”
*blackout*


WERE LIKE NA NA NA

mileylikestolickhammers:

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

Where are their vaginas tho

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

lingeringlou:

bbcradioone:

never forget this mess

#this is something harry would wear now tho (x)

jimmered:

boys are so sensitive……if a guy told me he likes tall girls I wouldn’t get butthurt I would just be like ok I don’t care but when ur like man I love tall boys all these hobbits come out of nowhere to make sure u know how upset they are

Happy 4 years! 

punkassliam:

links-sinks-ink:

punkassliam:

You’re lying if you say you never made a scenario of what you would do if One Direction came to your school

yeah, however would i manage to kill five celebrities without getting caught? 

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lunarshadesofindigo:

F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka.

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