Mom: What do you want for your birthday?
when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow
Do not hate homosexuals, bisexuals, asexuals, ect
But do not hate heterosexuals.
Do not hate trans*gender, agender, non-binary people
But do not hate cissexuals.
Do not hate people of color
But do not hate white people.
Do not hate women
But do not hate men.
Do not hate Christians
But do not hate atheists.
Hatred only breeds more hatred. Is it that hard to understand?
This needs more attention than it’s gotten.
this dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies
the words lame crazy or dumb is a slur now?!?!??!?!!!?!!!??!!??!?! *walks away from tumblr*
When u hit the blunt an you ain’t tryna cough in front of the cool kids
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"